No seriously, Clarke's Diner on Damen Ave. was here one day and gone the next. A random walk-by last night revealed that the Wicker Park location of Clarke’s Diner is closed. Not only closed, but completely abandoned ship, leaving nothing behind but a fake skeleton from Halloween. Or maybe it was a real skeleton. Attempts to contact management regarding the closure were unsuccessful. Needless to say, it is definitely done, unless they are planning a new picnic-style restaurant where food is served on the hardwood floor. The bad news, one of Wicker Park’s few 24-hour eateries is gone. The good news, the other four locations remain open for business in Evanston, Lakeview, Lincoln Park and Hyde Park.