"I felt like I was in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, with Larry David as our waiter."
"It's your classic neighborhood karaoke dive bar: lots of regular people who didn't make the cut for American Idol."
"After eating here you know why Oprah couldn't keep the weight off."
"The only thing bigger than the steaks is the hair of the Real Housewives of Bensonhurst at the next table."
"In the words of Monty Python, 'run away; run away'."
"The Jersey Shore cast died and went to heaven; here lie their reincarnations."
"It's nice if shoulder pads and Dynasty were your thing."
As Tracy Morgan, an avid patron, would say, 'I want to take it to the back of the middle school and get it pregnant'."