“Novak Djokovic never bought our cheese. That is the only truth, and the rest are made up by journalists."
-Jovan Vukadinovic, a manager at the world's only Donkey cheese farm in Serbia, saying that tennis star Novak Djokovic did not buy the entire run of the product as reported by journalists last week. The three other people in the world who actually like donkey cheese were reportedly very relieved. [Diner's Journal]