As you know, our Zagat reviews are based upon your comments and scores. And, sometimes, we get comments that are just too funny not to get a special shout-out. Check out these gems from our just-released 2013 San Francisco Bay Area Restaurants guide, pick up you copy of the guide here and be sure to let us know your thoughts via the comments or on Google+ or Twitter using the hashtag #ZagatSF2013.
"Don't order the steak unless you need a baseball mitt for spring training."
"They put the urge in cheeseburger."
"Beware the garlic in the caesar salad, it vaporizes vampires and romantic moods."
"With all the fat flowing in this place, they should add defibrilators to the menu."
"Just high end and tasty enough to impress your date, without being so high end to impress gold diggers."
"On a banana peel and slipping."
"I think they could fry ice if they had to."
"My eyes told me that a lot of effort goes into the food, but my mouth didn't care."
"Look at you like they'd rather use the cleaver on you than the brisket."