2013 Philadelphia Restaurants guide!
"The noise is crazy. It made me feel bad for getting a D- in American Sign Language."
"The live music is awesome when you are on a date and don't want to be forced to talk to them."
"Locally grown, arrogantly served, highly priced."
"Appeals to most of the senses except for taste."
"Our waiter would rather be somewhere else, as would I."
"Grandma remembers the food here. Some memories are better remembered than eaten."
"Is it the mojitos that make me forget the food here, or is it simply forgettable?"
"I want to bathe in their hummus or be buried holding a container of it."
"if you're seated barside, make preparations for the cacophonous din of suburban mating rituals"
"My mother makes better Italian and she's from the Middle East."
"Fun food offerings in a theme park setting - it's like Epcot Center without the mouse."
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