As you know, our Zagat reviews are based upon your comments and scores. And, sometimes, we get comments that are just too funny not to get a special shout-out. Check out these gems from our just-released DC Restaurants survey, pick up you copy of the guide here and be sure to let us know your thoughts via the comments or on Google+ or Twitter using the hashtag #ZagatDC2013.
"Skirt steak tasted great, but had a texture I would call 'Bridgestone'"
"Best to go if you want to have a porterhouse with a side of prostitute."
"Bring your tapeworm - the portions are enormous."
"Here's an irony: servers are both overbearing and under-attentive."
"If the service had been any slower, my lunch would have become my dinner."
"It has the merit of existing."
"My wife was disappointed - she thought the price included Adam, our waiter."
"If you don't get lucky after taking a date here, find a new date."