9/21/2012 11:02:00 AM

Fifty Shades of Chicken Cookbook Coming Soon

Sorry chicken, this is going to hurt.
The holiday bird is going to be more dark and twisted this year, wrapped in cooking grade twine, of course. Sure to be on the top of every BDSM gourmet’s wish-list is the “50 Shades of Chicken” cookbook. Hitting shelves in November, the volume contains 50 mouth-watering chicken recipes as well as tips to truss that bird.

Like any quality cookbook, this one’s recipes are bonded through a well-crafted story. A young free-range chicken finds herself at the mercy of an insatiable chef with a fetish for fresh flesh. Follow her journey from innocent poultry to thoroughly tenderized meat.

For anyone who can’t wait to dominate their dinner, follow 50 Shades of Chicken on Twitter. This bird is sure to stumble into an interesting situation or two before landing on anyone’s plate. One of the na├»ve chicken's first tweets was, “How did I get into this fix? I look around the spotless kitchen: trussing twine, skewers, mallets – is that a *cleaver*? Oh boy.”

Poor chicken, she has no idea what she is getting herself into, but we have a feeling it will be delicious. The book is currently available for pre-order at a discounted rate on Amazon.

1 comment :

  1. Hey Zagat!!! If Bacon is more your thing, it is available for order and shipping TODAY from Amazon or fiftyshadesofbacon.com!

    I am Ben the author and we have some goood recipes!