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"He looks at the waiter and he goes, 'Why isn't this purple?' And it took me a few seconds and then I realized, 'Oh my God, 50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is."
-Aziz Ansari recounts overhearing 50 Cent ordering a grapefruit soda in a restaurant (and thinking it meant grape). [BuzzFeed/YouTube]